In honor of Captain James Tiberius Kirk aka William Shatner's 80th birthday, I present the Top 10 reasons why Kirk is better than Picard.
10. No matter what world Picard goes to, Kirk was there first and probably has an illegitimate child somewhere on the planet.
9. The only Klingon serving on Kirk’s bridge would be a dead one.
8. Kirk does not play the flute.
7. When Picard fought the Borg he got assimilated. When Kirk fought the Borg he blew up their home planet.
6. Kirk collects antique guns. Picard collects antique nesting dolls.
5. Picard’s name is known and respected throughout Klingon space. Kirk’s name is cursed and vilified.
4. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at chess.
3. Kirk’s youth was spent doing back breaking work on a farm in Iowa. Picard’s youth was spent squishing grapes with his toes in France.
2. Kirk faced off against Wyatt Earp at the O.K. Corral and won.
And the number one reason why Kirk is better than Picard…
1. Picard is from France.
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